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PostSubject: ang jowk jowk ...   Thu 26 Feb - 14:22

anong name ni jolina nung bata pa ??






















edi jupot pa
lol!
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PostSubject: jowk # 2   Fri 27 Feb - 11:51

an kid ask her pregnant mom...
kid: momi anu yang nsa tsan mo ??


Mom: kapatid mo ..


the kid ask again ..


kid: mom lov mo b xa ??


Mom: uu nmn ...


kid: weh adek k bt mu kinaen ??
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PostSubject: Re: ang jowk jowk ...   Sun 8 Mar - 10:35

joke joke ANG GANDA NG PICTURE mo joke lang..
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PostSubject: Re: ang jowk jowk ...   Sun 8 Mar - 23:28

eto joke

gharmie gwapo ka pala

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: ang jowk jowk ...   Sun 8 Mar - 23:33

danun wahaha wala aq masabi grabe wahaha

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PostSubject: Re: ang jowk jowk ...   Tue 10 Mar - 5:48

wahaha...

c gharmie kamuka ni reco yen!
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PostSubject: Re: ang jowk jowk ...   Tue 10 Mar - 6:23

ANG KUTSERO


Si Mang Turing ay kutsero sa isang liblib na baryo sa Quezon. Isang araw ay naging labis na abala siya dahil sa dami ng inihatid ng kanyang karitela. Sobrang layo ng huli niyang pasahero at maghahatinggabi na nang sinimulang niyang umuwi. Mabuti na lamang ay bilog ang buwan at walang kaula-ulap ang kalangitan kaya hindi siya nahirapang makita ang daan. Bagama’t pagod na pagod na siya at ang kanyang kabayo ay natutuwa si Mang Turing dahil malaki ang kanyang kinita nung araw na iyon.

Matapos tumawid sa isang makitid na tulay ay naaninag niya sa gilid ng daan ang isang itim na hayop na tila kakaiba ang pagkakatayo. Lalo pa siyang nagulat nang pahintuin ng nasabing hayop ang karitela. Nakita ni Mang Turing na ang hayop ay isang itim na aso at ito ay nakatayo na animo ay tao!

Sa labis na pagkabigla ay hindi nakapagsalita ang kutsero. Parang tao namang umakyat ang aso sa karitela at naupo sa likuran ni Mang Turing.

“Mamang Kutsero, pakihatid nga po ako sa sementeryo,” wika ng aso.

Hindi makapaniwala si Mang Turing at kahit labis ang pagkatulala ay nakuha niyang ihatid sa sementeryo ang kakaibang pasahero.

“Dito na lang po, Mamang Kutsero,” sabi ng asong itim. At bago pa ito bumaba, “Eto po ang bayad ko.”

Wala pa sa wastong pag-iisip na sinundan ng tingin ng kutsero ang asong bumaba hanggang sa ito ay maglaho na sa kanyang paningin. Nakatigil pa rin ang karitela sa harapan ng sementeryo nang mahimasmasan ang kutsero.

“Nakakakilabot!!! Aso?!?! Nagsasalita?!?!” tanong ni Mang Turing sa sarili.

Nilingon siya ng kanyang kabayo.

“Hoy, Turing, kanina pa ako kinikilabutan, ha? Pag hindi pa tayo umalis dito, sisipain na kita diyan!” sagot ng kabayo.
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PostSubject: Re: ang jowk jowk ...   Sat 14 Mar - 1:14

nice jowk macky lol!
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PostSubject: Re: ang jowk jowk ...   Sat 14 Mar - 20:52

langya hanghaba naman ng kwento sa dulo lang pala ung punch line hahaha susme ka sis ampopo

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PostSubject: Re: ang jowk jowk ...   Wed 25 Mar - 2:52

NICE jOWk

COOL.. keep posting!!
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PostSubject: Re: ang jowk jowk ...   Wed 25 Mar - 6:55

Who is this...
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PostSubject: Re: ang jowk jowk ...   Sun 7 Jun - 12:21


GF: HONEY TKMAN MU 2NG CAKE GWA Ni iNAY
BF: KW NLENG TKMAN CKUU GWA KRiN NMN NG iNAY MU lol!
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PostSubject: Re: ang jowk jowk ...   Thu 11 Jun - 4:28

JUAN: aray! bkt mko sinuntok?
PEDRO: tnwg mkong hippopotamus eh!
JUAN: last yir pa un ah!


PEDRO:ngaun ko lng nalaman itsura nun eh!ü

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PostSubject: Re: ang jowk jowk ...   Tue 4 Aug - 9:59


AHAHA ..
ME GNON ?
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PostSubject: Re: ang jowk jowk ...   Wed 12 Aug - 8:47

cute nga eh rofl

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